Friday, February 14, 2014

Cheesy Valentine's Day Jokes

illustration by Robert Proksa
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? 
A: Hogs and kisses!

Q: Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
A: It was a case of guppy love.

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet? 
A: "I find you very attractive."

Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? 
A: A hug and a quiche!

Q: What did one oar say to the other? 
A: "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q: What do you call a very small valentine? 
A: A valentiny!




I told you they were cheesy. I hope you have a Valentine's Day full of love and laughter!


DAD said...

thanks for the corn! love you!

Mumsy: said...

The Big Bang Theory one is hilarious! I read it in Sheldons voice.


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