|illustration by Robert Proksa|
A: Hogs and kisses!
Q: Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
A: It was a case of guppy love.
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: "I find you very attractive."
Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
Q: What did one oar say to the other?
A: "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!
I told you they were cheesy. I hope you have a Valentine's Day full of love and laughter!