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| illustration by Robert Proksa |
A: Hogs and kisses!
Q: Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
A: It was a case of guppy love.
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: "I find you very attractive."
Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
Q: What did one oar say to the other?
A: "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
(source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/valentinesdayjokes/valentinesdayjokes.html)
Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!
(source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/valentinesdayjokes/valentinesdayjokes.html)
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I told you they were cheesy. I hope you have a Valentine's Day full of love and laughter!
2 comments:
thanks for the corn! love you!
The Big Bang Theory one is hilarious! I read it in Sheldons voice.
-Natashia themumsyblog.com
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