Wednesday, May 6, 2015

More Clean Pregnancy Jokes

Did you hear about the pregnant woman who went to Egypt on vacation? She came home a mummy.

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A little boy went up to a pregnant woman and asked, "Why is your tummy so fat?" "There's a baby growing in there," she cheerfully replied. The boy digested the information for a few seconds, then asked, "So, what's growing in your backside?"

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3 fatal things to say to a pregnant woman:
  1. "I finished the ice cream."
  2. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."
  3. "That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
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    It would be funny to actually play this while you're pregnant!

    1 comments:

    Jennifer - The Deliberate Mom said...

    Ha! These are great!

    Thanks so much for the laughs (and for linking up to the #SHINEbloghop).

    Wishing you a lovely day.
    xoxo

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