A little boy went up to a pregnant woman and asked, "Why is your tummy so fat?" "There's a baby growing in there," she cheerfully replied. The boy digested the information for a few seconds, then asked, "So, what's growing in your backside?"
3 fatal things to say to a pregnant woman:
- "I finished the ice cream."
- "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."
- "That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
|It would be funny to actually play this while you're pregnant!|